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Rules - NEW REVIEW!
35 Maiden Lane
London

WC2E 7LB
t: 020 7836 5314
http://www.rules.co.uk/

 

 

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The Wolseley - NEW REVIEW!
160 Piccadilly
London

W1J 9EB

t: 020 7499 6996

http://www.thewolseley.com/

 

 

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Vapiano - NEW REVIEW!
19-21 Great Portland Street
London

W1W 8QB
t: 020 7268 0080

http://www.vapiano.de/frame.php?section=locations&lang=uk&sub=uklo1

 

 

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Michaelhouse Cafe

The Michaelhouse Centre
St Michael's Church
Trinity Street
Cambridge
CB2 1SU
t: 01223 309147
http://www.michaelhousecafe.co.uk/index.htm

 

 

It’s a pity it’s not called Willnmikehouse. In fact, it’s just called Michaelhouse, so Mike went in first (and he paid…!). Michaelhouse is a semi-converted church (the chancel has been maintained for services and concerts). The result is a pleasant, kind-of-trendy eating joint. We’re sure Crick and Watson would have come here for a slice of wholemeal quiche after proposing the double helix structure of DNA instead of going to The Eagle for a pint. (Well, maybe we’re not sure but it’s an amusing possibility.) We didn’t quite discover the secret of life but we had a very nice slice of carrot cake and a lemon almond tart for pudding, rounding off what was a most agreeable luncheon – surrounded by a nice Cambridge sprinkling of tourists, students and Philip Larkin lookalikes (for which read academics). Everything is fresh, wholesome, and tasty. It looks as if the menu changes frequently. It’s not too expensive. Probably a nice venue for a mid-morning coffee or afternoon tea too. And… no canned hymn singing in the background! 

 

Menu range ****
Atmosphere ***
Surroundings ***
Facilities ***
Service ***

Quality

***

Worth it?

***

Return?

***
Overall 25/40

 

Pea Porridge

28-29 Cannon Street
Bury St Edmunds
IP33 1JR
t: 01284 700200

 

 

When we arrived at Pea Porridge, we apologised and walked out again. It looked like someone's front room with the neighbours round for supper. We went next door, only to discover that this was someone's front room... Oh dear. Anyway, eventually, we found our way back to Pea Porridge which is truly delightful. Our little table by a window was private while still sitting within the general ambience. Waiters were bright and cheery and the maitre d' said she remembered Mike from his last visit. Mmm - but nice bit of patois! Things took a while to arrive at the table but, when they did, it was very good stuff - including a complimentary mouth-sized bite of - yes - pea porridge. This is intimate private dining rather than large group stuff - although the room at the back is probably up for grabs for parties if you ask nicely. Not too pricey but it's worth paying a little more for a genuine privately-run business were the owners are glad to see you and want you back. Check it out. Over the road is the Old Cannon Street Brewery... Next time, may be?

 

Menu range ****
Atmosphere ****
Surroundings ***
Facilities ***
Service ****

Quality

****

Worth it?

****

Return?

****
Overall 30/40

 

The Dog and Duck

58 Lower Street
Stansted

CM24 8LR
t. 01279 812 047

 


Unfortunately, Lord Braybrooke was not serving lunch at Audley End House so we went for next best at The Dog and Duck in Stansted Mountfitchet. We were’nt even taking a flight later that day. It wasn’t clear whether the multifarious lamp shades were an artistic concept or the leftovers from the local church sale. Because the manager and his staff were such nice guys, we plumped for the former interpretation. Gordon Ramsey won’t be fearing for his job but at least the food was good ‘pub grub’. Yes, you’ve guessed it – scampi and chips. Oh, and we nearly forgot – peas. So, thanks to The Dog and Duck, we were all set for our visit to one of the region’s great stately homes…

 

Menu range **
Atmosphere **
Surroundings **
Facilities **
Service ***

Quality

***

Worth it?

****

Return?

**
Overall 20/40

 

Arlingtons

13 Museum Street

Ipswich

Suffolk

IP1 1HE

t. 01473 230293

e. enquiries@arlingtonsbrasserie.co.uk

w. http://www.arlingtonsbrasserie.com/

 


We felt like Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly arriving at the Radio City Music Hall in the dancing years of the early twentieth century. But, once we’d remembered we were in Ipswich on a Tuesday lunchtime, we focused a bit better and found ourselves in Arlinghtons. Yes, OK, a long run in but a nifty way of setting the scene for a restaurant in a converted ballroom. It’s really lovely and it looks as if an evening visit here would pay dividends – especially if Bobby Crush or, even better, Liberace were playing the piano (situated, rather precariously on the little mezzanine). Excellent menu. The waiters seemed terribly anxious that we chose quickly and we’re thinking of recording the phrase “just a few more minutes please” on a tape... This was great fun and, anyone who likes to cater for a touch of nostalgia, should go to Arlingtons - as soon as possible.

 

Menu range ****
Atmosphere ****
Surroundings ***
Facilities ***
Service ***

Quality

****

Worth it?

****

Return?

****
Overall 29/40

 

Clarice House Hotel
Horringer Road
Bury St. Edmunds

Suffolk
IP29 5PH
t. 01284 705550

w. http://www.claricehouse.co.uk/index.php?_a=viewDoc&docId=11

 


The car swept into the drive of this handsome, ever so slightly gothic, mansion, which is know the Clarice House Hotel. Fortunately, we don’t know how, the car didn’t quite make it further along the drive to the health spa. Whew! Inside this charming building, the interior design instinct in us started mentally rearranging the furniture and doing something about the pretty unimpressive lighting. Lamps? We deliberately choose very unhealthy food just to make the point (remember the health spa?). The staff were friendly and fun but we hope they remembered to do some A Level revision when they got home. If you end up eating in the bar, why not take your desert in the lounge? Beautiful fire place, superb sofas, and a stunning mullioned window compensate for the garish lighting and did we mention it before?, the lack of subtle lamps.

 

Menu range ***
Atmosphere ***
Surroundings ***
Facilities **
Service ***

Quality

***

Worth it?

**

Return?

**
Overall 21/40

 

The Bildeston Crown
104 High Street
Bildeston
Suffolk
IP7 7EB
t. 01449 740 510
w. www.thebildestoncrown.com

 

 

A beautiful drive though the Suffolk countryside to Bildeston and James Buckle’s splendid hotel, The Crown. Class drips off the walls like water off a duck’s back - yes, and there’s duck on the menu! A splendidly spacious layout in the restaurant ensures a nice balance between privacy and conviviality. Looking at the menu, one pictures Mr Buckle on his way back from a shoot. This really is local sourced produce at its best. The staff know what they’re about. Take a drink in the bar while selecting from the menu and then move through to the restaurant. It’s posher that way. The quality of the food is outstanding. Make sure that you’re hungry enough for at least three courses. Go anytime of the year but make sure that one of your visits at least is at the winter so that you can take that post-prandial brandy by the fire.

 

Menu range *****
Atmosphere *****
Surroundings ****
Facilities ****
Service ****

Quality

*****

Worth it?

****

Return?

*****
Overall 36/40

 

Salthouse Harbour Hotel
Neptune Quay
Ipswich
Suffolk
IP4 1AX
t. 01473 226789
f. 01473 226927
e. staying@salthouseharbour.co.uk
w. http://www.salthouseharbour.co.uk

 


You don’t have to have just given a lecture about Dorothy L Sayers at Ipswich School to go to the Salthouse down on the quayside at Ipswich – but it helps. You’ll be much hungrier and thirstier... When you walk in, you might think that you’ve just entered the private quarters of some 80s gigolo but don’t give up yet – just admire the lampshades. You’ll be taken through to a superb restaurant. The waiter forgot to take our coats but we didn’t let that put us off. We just gave them to him anyway. There were quite a few two-seater tables a bit too close to each other but fortunately no-one sat next to us. Can’t think why not! A very good menu, wide ranging with locally sourced produce, and regularly updated. The food was excellent and the attention of the staff was commendable. We were missing the lamp shades by the end of the meal so we took our coffee back in the lounge. The quayside at Ipswich is really going places. Don’t let the conventional image of Ipswich put you off. It’s not like that at all!

 

Menu range *****
Atmosphere ****
Surroundings *****
Facilities ***
Service ****

Quality

*****

Worth it?

****

Return?

*****
Overall 31/40

 

Bang Bangs
19 Hatter Street
Bury St. Edmunds
IP33 1NE
t. 01284 703343

 

 

Before you ask, Bang Bangs is about sausages – not what you were thinking. So, yes, what was a vegetarian doing there? Well, given that Bang Bangs offers about 30 different types of sausages, you won’t be surprised to learn that the menu includes a vegetarian sausage. But don’t let this put you off (not even if you are a vegetarian). The staff are fun and friendly but the interior could do with an injection of atmosphere. It’s a brilliant concept and deserves to do well but, at the moment, it’s a little closer to diner than dining room. Nevertheless, it’s fun so do go there but make sure you like… yes, you’ve guessed it – make sure you like sausages!

 

Menu range **
Atmosphere **
Surroundings ***
Facilities ***
Service ***

Quality

**

Worth it?

**

Return?

**
Overall 19/40

 

The Buxhall Crown
Buxhall,
Nr Stowmarket
Suffolk

IP14 3DW
t. 01449 736521
w. www.thebuxhallcrown.co.uk/index.html

 


You don't have to have just bought a Mini Cooper (purchased on the advice of your Automobile Acquisition Advisor) but it's a good place to take it to for its first drive. Seriously though, The Crown at Buxhall has a deservedly good reputation with cheerful and welcoming staff. The menu is classy – the chalked up selections on the wall suggesting constantly changing fare. The service is moderately speedy and the food was good. Most excitingly of all, homemade ice cream! – fruity and gooey and all things ice creamy! How they managed to make the pistachio warmer than the chocolate whilst still being frozen is anybody’s guess. A Buxhall secret perhaps… Try this out for lunch. You don’t really have to go there in a Mini Cooper – a BMW 6 series will do just as well.

 

Menu range ****
Atmosphere ***
Surroundings ***
Facilities ***
Service ****

Quality

****

Worth it?

****

Return?

***
Overall 28/40

 

The Red Lion
The Street
Icklingham
Bury St Edmunds
Suffolk
IP28 6PS
t. 01638 711698
e. redlion@lockwoodrestaurants.co.uk
w. http://www.lockwoodrestaurants.co.uk

 

 

Bored on a Sunday? Then hope that a friend suggests lunch and go to the Red Lion at Icklingham. It’s a lovely setting and, if the weathers fine, the garden overlooking beautiful meadows lined with coppices is the perfect location for Sunday lunch. You’ll have to leave your bank card behind the bar but that’s probably only if you look shifty like we did! Very fine menu. This was the guy who used to run Baileys 2 in Whiting Street in Bury St Edmunds – and that was pretty good too. The sorts of things you’d expect to see on a quality pub menu and a few other things besides. Very friendly and cheery staff – there was even a cute bow wow behind the counter to greet us, paws at the ready to pull a pint (but we think he was underage). Suffolk pubs are hot on their local ice creams (sorry – can ice creams be hot?) This place was no exception. So, go there on a hot day, sit in the garden, and have some ice cream.

 

Menu range ****
Atmosphere ****
Surroundings ****
Facilities ***
Service ****

Quality

****

Worth it?

***

Return?

****
Overall 30/40

 

The Olde Bull
The Street
Barton Mills
Bury St Edmunds
Suffolk
IP28 6AA
t. 01638 711001
f.01638 712003
e. bookings@bullinn-bartonmills.com
w. http://www.bullinn-bartonmills.com/

 

 

Be careful not to go Barton Mills the day after the annual Scarecrow Festival. Or, if you do, don’t stand still in the car park for too long. You might be dismantled. So, having moved rapidly from your car into the Olde Bull, enjoy this slightly eccentric place – part boudoir hotel, part spit and sawdust pub. The bubbling baskets of petunia didn’t quite match the profusion of nylon England flags! But this was a nice place for lunch – everything from a la carte to open sandwiches and chips. And, yes, it was all locally sourced – though not sure about the Bang Bang chicken! Sit outside if the weather’s good – you’ll be blissfully unaware that you were only feet away from the A11.

 

Menu range ****
Atmosphere ***
Surroundings ***
Facilities ***
Service ***

Quality

****

Worth it?

***

Return?

***
Overall 26/40

 

 

 

 

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